Incendium Online has announced a new action figure based on Crystal Planet, a new comic they are producing with Heavy Metal Magazine, and guitarist Joe Satriani. They describe the comic as “Mad Max meets Tron – with guitars“. The figure features Joe Satriani in the costume from the new comic, with a helmet, a guitar, and three sets of swap out hands. The figure stands at 5” tall, with about 12 points of articulation. It’s priced at $29.95, and ships out in May 2021.
Joe Satriani’s Crystal Planet – Joe Satriani 5” Action Figure
Join Joe Satriani on a journey to Crystal Planet, where desperate factions battle for resources in the perilous orbit of a dying star. In a bold and brutal saga of sentient storms and Wingsuit armies, it’s music, and more importantly the power and emotion that music can conjure, which could bring an end to the conflict, restore harmony to the timestream, and reveal the true power of the Time Shredder.
FigBiz officially licensed action figures are the perfect addition to any collection, inspired by the ultimate era of Saturday morning cartoons!
Accessories Include:
– 12 Points of Articulation
– Time Shredder Guitar
– Tri-Diver Helmet
– Alternate Hands
– Sunglasses
Incendium and Heavy Metal team up with guitarist Joe Satriani for Crystal Planet

Wow, this might be even more niche than Neca's Richard Simmons figure.
This is neat, I can see me getting this for my brother.
The comic is by them and just launched, and they're attempting to get something all-new to the market. Can't fault them for that.
Surprised someone hasn't made a Yngwie Malmsteen figure yet. He has a pretty iconic look and he's just as kitschy as some of the stuff Neca puts out.
I still think that title goes to Super7's Ultimate King Diamond.
I can think of hundreds of things (some of them not even skanky) that I'd rather have from Heavy Metal Magazine.
I don't know much of Joe Satriani, but this is an awesome looking figure.
Interesting. Joe Satriani is a hell of a guitarist. Figure wise though, this could double as a Moby with Sunglasses figure, or could fit in with a few other collections, like Bill and Ted.
Satriani!!!
Love his "Fantastic" guitar play...
However, I'll pass on the Fig...
Sorry Joe
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