Iron Man 3 Assemblers Toy Commercial

Toys "R" Us Hong Kong has uploaded a TV Commercial for Iron Man 3 Assemblers Figures and Battle Vehicle

IRON MAN 3 - Assemblers Figures and Battle Vehicle - YouTube

So the film comes out in April - May and you have to wait till June for other figures possibly a wave 2 YAY......

Wow, an actual commercial for action figures.

"NOW WITH IMMOBILITY!!! AND STIFF ARM INACTION!!!! PUT IRON MAN IN YOUR FAVORITE POSE FROM THE NEW MOVIE! (provided that pose is stiff standing straight up) OR SIT HIM ON HIS BUTT WITH HIS LEGS STRAIGHT OUT LIKE A TODDLER THAT HAS FALLEN ON ITS BUTT!!! CLIP ON USELESS MULTI-COLORED ARMS AND LEGS THAT HAVE NO BASIS IN COMICS OR FILM!!! SO MUCH FIRE POWER HE CANT EVEN STAND!!! BUY FIFTY AND ITS LIKE YOU HAVE 1000 FIGURES MADE OF MISMATCHED PARTS!!!! ITS LIKE GOING THROUGH THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE HASBRO FACTORY IN HONG KONG!!!! CRAP HAS NEVER BEEN SO WELL MARKETED!!! I'M PSIKED!!!

They're meant for kids... they're meant for kids... they're meant for kids...

Man, kids'll buy anything!

I never bought anything like that when I was a kid. I was always picky about how exact stuff looked. Good way to be, even now.

ugly car cant see any version of tony thinking this is a good idea.

I hear ya, but I guess enough kids want that sort of thing maybe. Otherwise, why would they keep making this gimmicky stuff?

I have read about this some other places where they were thinking about why. Most of them even say that their kids wouldn't want it. They decided that it's just Hasbro being Hasbro. Or the kids Hasbro asks about it like that stuff.

What do you think the "Other figures coming in June!!!" at 2:27 will be like? Hopefully Iron Man 2 esc. figures...

Nope. Different Assembler figures. Some of them were shown at Toy Fair.

You do realize it's a :31 sec. video?

Even an extremely drunk Tony wouldn't.

These d*** things are 4 inches tall, and $10!!!!